my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
I’ll always remember the last derby against Tottenham. I remember the boss coming up to me and saying - ‘cause we were [playing] Champions League, Tottenham, Champions League, Liverpool, Champions League - so the boss was like, “I need to give you a rest” and I was like, “Yeah, but not against Tottenham.” And he was like, “Yeah, but we play Villareal after, it can be history if we go to the final” and I was like, “Okay, whatever.”
Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!
“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”
This Is one of my favorite things and I will always reblog it.
Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.
"I can’t believe how ugly this baby is."
I fucking love tumblr.