oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
how clear is that water?!
i thought the fish were just laid on the floor
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay